If you didn't know Rob Lowe was videotaped having sex with a year-old girl, you sure do now. The year-old subjected himself to a brutal Roast on Comedy Central on Monday night. But while his infamous sex-tape scandal got plenty of airing, it was one of his roasters Ann Coulter who took the brunt of the abuse on the night.
Scroll down for video Lowe blows: Rob's infamous sex tape with a year-old girl got plenty of airing 'Rob starred in Austin Powers two 16 years ago. Can you believe that? Or as Rob calls it, "18". Pete Davidson was first up first to roast Rob, or as he claimed doctors described him 'Gonorrhea patient zero'.
Like everyone else up there, Davidson saved his most pointed barbs for Ann Coulter 'Rob has two beautiful kids here,' he pointed out. Jewel then took to the stage with her guitar, revealing she refused to kiss him when she was cast opposite him in Lion's Den Sing it: The singer finally relented and kissed him in the end 'I don't wanna bad mouth you. God already did that,' she said, making fun of her teeth. You put the statue in statutory rape.
If only I'd known that was when I had my best shot. Jimmy Carr kept up the theme, describing Lowe as like a Ken Doll, in that he's plastic, and often the first thing teenage girls insert into their vagina Shocked: Pete Davison - who David Spade asked to clarify if he was black or white so Ann Coulter could decide if she hates him - was the first to lay in.
Before turning her attention to Lowe, Nikki Glaser threw a few jabs at Jewel - or as she likes to call her 'Trailer Swift'. Now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye-holes in them.
Anne Coulter won the Kentucky derby'. Payton Manning conceded he was 'not the only athlete up here Rob Riggle pointed out the only reason she was there was because someone had uttered 'Beetlejuice' three times 'She's written 11 books; 12 if you count Mein Kampf,' she joked. Ralph Macchio was the most humble roaster, turning most of the jibes on himself Lowe places: While it was Rob Lowe's name in the title, everyone on the dais saved most of their bile for Coulter, who at more than one stage looked like she was regretting her decision to take part Making fun of Jeff Ross's Prince costume, she joked he was going to 'party like its ; Anne is going to vote like its '.
To boos and hisses from the audience, Ann finally took to the podium, and opened with her funniest line: Half-joking she was only there to promote her book In Trump We Trust - which she took out and placed in front of her - the political commentator faced the impossible task of winning over the hostile audience.
It was then time for the host to introduce Coulter herself. The camera panned across the silent audience as most of her gags fell excruciatingly flat - with maria Shriver and Patrick Schwarzenegger looking particularly unimpressed Half-joking she was only there to promote her book In Trump We Trust - which she took out and placed in front of her - the political commentator faced the impossible task of winning over the hostile audience.
Doing little to fend off the racist tag, she claimed 'I'm hoping to persuade you all to vote for Trump, especially you David, so I can prove the media is lying when they say Trump won't get the vote of a single spade. It fell to Jeff Ross to attempt world's easiest comedy gig of following her Zing: Finally it was the man of the hour-and-a-half's turn for a rebuttal, as Lowe took to the stage to thank everyone for 'trying to get under his flawless skin' Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close,' he said, before pretending to end his year sobriety with a bottle of Jack Daniels Finally it was the man of the hour-and-a-half's turn for a rebuttal, as Lowe took to the stage to thank everyone for 'trying to get under his flawless skin' Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close,' he said.