She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or? Drunk How to make ur silly fetish porn better? That's what we really want: Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble his way through puberty. Drunk 2 beers turn this rookie into the Jim Lahey of live-in girlfriends.
First, she attempts to mark the futon, then she moves to the kitchen to deposit her wonderpuss. I think Budweiser just found itself it's new spokeswoman.
Drunk Cute girl has an unpredictable FML moment after realizing her love interest has worse social skills then a fucking potato.
Never mess with a homosexual in flip flops. Dignity left a long time ago. Drunk The unwritten rules of the practicing polygamist: Looks like Oliver Twist back there is 1 for 3. Drunk Carlos "pussy slayer" Garcia got himself one of those deluxe Nokia phones that shoots video and he's gonna show us just how cool life is Drunk In 2 minutes flat this self-entitled shit stain goes from having fun to newest member of the talk shit - get hit club.
Some people may call this domestic assault. But teh bro throwing right crosses calls it equal opportunity. Drunk Veronika underestimated both her tolerance for Skinny Girl Margaritas, and vertical gravity. Marvel in her glorious attempt to make it into the toilet before her underpants. More regrettable drunk girl antics HERE. Drunk At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals.
Drunk Two trashy fucks get caught fooling around on camera by an inarguably even trashier fuck - who generously provides play-by-play narration and some heartfelt commentary like "give him some head bitch". Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
Drunk To compensate for her lack of dance skills sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count , this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show. Drunk Assholes Fuck With Drunk Girl Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is Drunk This is old as fuck but it never gets old.
Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!